Lyrics

Because it's only fair. After all, I did the same for AB:

v.1
A and L and E and X
Alex, Alexander

v.2
X and A-N-D-E-R
Xander, Alexander

v.3
L-E-W-I-S
Lewis, Alexander

v.4
P and O and G-U-E
Pogue, Alexander

refrain
A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R
Alexander

(We'll usually just do verses one and two, but you've got to hit the refrain at the end.)